Just rung my local dealer for a price for an oil and filter change ONLY. Very specific at start of conversation, I simply want the old oil removing, oil filter removing and replacing, and new oil adding. I do not want the CBS reset, I do not want any other work doing, i do not want the car washing or vacuuming . Just change the oil and filter. Oh yes sir I understand, oil and filter change, that will be £291.00 !! Having picked myself up of the floor, the advisor then starts trying to tell me the cost of the microfilter etc that will need changing (no it doesn't, and I specifically asked just for oil and oil filter change) oh I'm so sorry sir I've quoted you for an oil service !! Eventually he quotes £89.90 if I provide the oil. They would charge over £25 A lit're for oil and a Labour rate of £151 per hour ! Why is it every time you speak to BMW service departments they come across as a gang of thieves ?